Bunnies with business cards…

 To avoid anymore trouble that he doesn’t deserve, Mike didn’t write this artical…

Recent events over the past few months have led me to bring back up a highly debatable subject…how long to wait – to call her up?

Now, this as we all know can be a different time table, especially depending on how long to call her up – from that last encounter?  Example:

• First time you met her…
• First time you kissed her…
• First time you violated her in the back of a car…
• After you slept with BOTH of her sisters, and she found the tape…
• And so on…

All of these cases have different schools of thought, and different time frames.  But, for this discussion…I would like to stick with #1 – After the first time that you met her.

Scenario:  You’re out with friends and you end up talking with a cute little bunny for most of the night.  Before she leaves, you don’t exchange numbers, but she hands you her number…or more commonly – She hands you her Business Card.  Now, the Business card has meaning in several ways as well.  Whether she works for the Government or is a hair dresser…she wants you to know, that she’s sexy, independent, and is available after 7pm – mondays thru fridays…lol!

Dilema:  You meet her on Friday night…when to call next?  Or, do you pussy out, and email her?

Answer:  You call her, around Thurs of the next week.  Any shorter, and you seem desperate…any longer, and she’ll forget you exist. 

Hints you made a good first impression:  If you can continue a discussion that you had before with her – along with remind her of some funny moments that only the two of you shared…(bringing up burn marks healing from balancing her off the bathroom sink and hand dryer in the mens bathroom is fine as well…as long as you use some form of taste and control).

If you have to remind her who you are, by re-explaining what you look like, down to your hair color (she couldn’t see with the club/bar lights anyway) or that you were the one that was sweating while dancing with her…its probably not a good sign.  It’s probably best that you either rip up the number…or gracefully return the card next time you see her…while walking away in denial that her half-smile isn’t in total disgust to have ever met you!

The signs are out there fellas…learn them, live by them, and if you’re gonna fuck it up…at least leave some room for your buddy to pick up your pieces, so we all don’t have to suffer. 

This is what it’s all about!

     Sorry, for the delay of content on this site. Don’t worry there are stories and adventure’s in the works… But in my defense I have been a little laid up from blowing me knee out upstate in Oneonta. No there is no real story in that. I just got up from sitting on a chair and, pop. There are in fact many stories from that trip up there in general. We’re working on locking out certain sections to allow those stories to be told with the use of passwords if you sign up to protect certain people from hurt feelings. Sniffle, sniffle.

     But in the mean time… They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well what words are these pics saying ?

Well In this case, this picture should be saying …”Um my uncle Mikey would like your phone #”

  

     I guess you can read the words of this picture with out my help! But thats what is all about have fun with meeting other people even if it means making a fool of yourself, Not to mention making you nephew do all your leg work. P.S. Notice the little piece of paper and pen? LOL