Chrismukkah 2007!

Saturday Jan 6th, 2007 - 7:26pm on the button the party starts and it dosn’t end till someone goes to jail.   

It will be held at my compound on the Island of Staten. Call for Directions and the address. Hope to see you all there. And remember, you can bring as many friends as you want…all are welcome.               

It’s coming down to that time. Thats right the HOTTEST Party you’ve been to this or any other holiday season is almost here … Chrismukkah 2007! What party have you ever been to, that came with a guarantee? Well this one does. I personally guarantee you’ll have a good time and, if for any reason you don’t have a good time, I guarantee you – I will tie you down and write all over you with words like oh I dunno “I got herpies while giving a handy to a midgit in a rest area of the N.J. Turnpike” or something to that effect, while the rest of us will continue to have a good time.

How can you miss with that? It’s a win-win situation really. Here’s the Line-up:

• 1- Free BEER, thats right – I have been saving the drippings of recycled beer cans all year long, to make up a wonderful Green Colored holiday Keg of Beer.
• 2-Free Food, after my work at the soup kitchen this year, they promised me all the left overs I can carry.
• 3- Free Music, most of you don’t know it but I am a semi-professional triangle player.
• 4- Games, who doesn’t like a good game of WD-40 Twister?
• 5- Comedy, do I really have to give you an example of that one?

Anyway its going to be Silly Stupid … Pass this on to all your friends. Because as you know, if you arrive alone your not only sad and, will be forced to wear a silly hat (while we point and laugh at you), but you will also be charged a cover fee. The person who brings the most people on the other hand wins a prize. One last thing, just let me know about your traveling plans and sleeping arangments, so I can let Mr. Shuttle Bus Man know how many trips he will be making – M.A.D.D. Mike.Against.Drunk.Driving. (Unless its him).  

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