What to do, what to do…

     What to do, what to do?

       Recently, I met a lovely girl at my place of business. You see there happens to be a cafeteria where I work and, of course  where I sit happens to be the cool table. So one afternoon while I was holding court at this table a lovely lady approached me with a  comment, that I should spend less time joking around and, more time fixing the elevators… Well with my quick wit I replied that she should spend less time flirting with me and more time giving her patients drugs. Needless to say laughter in-sued and, a date was planned.

     That Friday night everything was great dinner was swell conversation was flowing and laughter was none stop. Top 20 dates in my book. We began to plan for the rest of the nights events. We agreed upon meeting up with some of her friends in her home town of montclair N.J.. Being the adventures person I am I was excited to be apart of this plan.

     We arrived at a college bar not far from her house, where we met up with her fellow friends. At this juncture it is my duty to inform you that I had took one of my special pills, so I was extra funny… We began to drink laugh and, drink some more… Towards the end of the night the girls decided to put on a dancing show for me that lasted about two hours, what did I care I enjoyed every min of it. As the night wound down we said our good bye’s to her friends and, began our ride back to her house. Well here is where the story really begins.

     As, I drove her back to her house let’s just say we began to act a little “frisky”. The build up reminded me of high school days of the past… Ah, how wonderful I though. I pulled into her driveway where we began to play more “intensely” would be the best way to describee it. Now imagine a position in your head that would leave feet that had been dancing all night very close to my face in a confined area…. Got it? Now add that smell to the picture, not so hot is it? Wait a min, I am a trooper I can handle this, sure she must be dealing with my smells as well. Let me just roll down the window a little bit i’ll get through this. Not so bad I can deal, lets do this… We continued to “play” as i smiled with the thought in the back of my head of  how cool I was being about the situation… All of a sudden, well now picture a act that would involve a different smell to enter my nose a more powerful one that would best be described a sea fragrance… Got that picture and smell in your head? Now add the foot smell to that … Did ya throw up a little? Well i certainly did! A little in my mouth I swear… Now the question is what to do, what to do …

     On one head I can suck it up and do the thing with the thing. Or on the other hand I could run like hell. I am not gonna tell ya how it ended, I am gonna let ya guess. Tell me what you would have done and what you think I did…