Be Like Porkchop

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My first asian

     In a persons life, adventures take place where different paths are formed that actually turn out to be better then your orginal one. This is a example of such an adventure…

     Recently, I was asked to take a trip down to florida, where I was to be a date at a college graduation party. Now I kinda have a warrant down there, so I can’t really rent a car. I brought this isssue up to my date and it was decided that this wouldn’t be a problem. She would pick me up from the airport and I would stay at her place. Great, I thought what the hell. I am on my way.

     I bought my plane ticket, packed my bags, and after work I went to the airport. My flight was suppose to leave at 4:30. Enough time to get there and, make the party. I board the plane to find out babies require air masks as well and, I would have to give my seat up for a mother and, her baby. Now on a full flight there isn’t any seat choices left except the very front where the flight ”people” sit. Well, I thought to myself great – at least I will have company. I begin to notice the 3 flight people, who I begin to name 1. The gay guy 2. The blonde and 3. The asian. Now right away like the magnet I am, me and the gay guy become friends and he began to give me the “skinny” on two other ladies. You know – facts like the kinky asian, or recently broken up blonde…But we’ll get to that in a min.

     Now with me and God playing our games with each other, he of course decides to make a hurricane happen down in florida. So after several phone calls from the plane sitting on the run way at about 8 o’clock it was decided from my date that I was lying and, had no intention of every going down there. Well now me being the person I am – I needed to prove myself as not a liar, and I quickly handed the phone to the blonde who had been updated by each of the previous calls of apology. She began to say who she was, and that I wasn’t lying. A verbal cat fight began to happen in front of my eyes. It went from you don’t deserve a nice guy like Mike to fuck you c&*t I am gonna take care of him in ways you never could. I got to tell you by the end of that call, I was very turned on… Sitting on that plane for all those hours I joked and had fun with all 3 of my new friends. Doing that I had certain questions that needed to be asked such as who was a part of the mile high club. And much to my surprise they all were even – the gay guy. I didn’t get in to that story but the asain, did it last week and the blonde 4 months ago. Other good convo took place all the way up to the plane finally leaving at 11:00.

     About 12am reality decided to set in, and I realized I had no where to go when I landed, and no means of getting anywhere… Not to fret my new friends said. We are going to be laid over till tommrow. You can drink with us at the bar, then crash in our room till tommrow. (There room meaning BLONDE and ASIAN – NOT…I repeat, NOT the gay guy) Back to the story … Sure I thought thats cool we will have a pajamma jammey jam!

     Around 1am I found myself at the hotel bar drinking it up with a hot blonde who was looking to forget her ex, and a very horny asian. I felt like I owed it to them for there kindness, to help them anyway I could in their time of need.

     FAST FORWARD -SCREAM-FAST FORWARD-IS THAT YOUR TOE OR HERS-FAST FORWARD-GRAPHIC-FAST FORWARD-BOY THATS SMALL-FAST FORWARD-GOD GOD GOD-FAST FORWARD- NOT THERE-FAST FORWARD- OK THERE-FAST FORWARD- DOES ANY ONE ELSE FEEL LIKE A FORTUNE COOKIE?- FAST FORWARD- AGAIN ARE YOUUUU OK AGAIN- FAST FORWARD GOT A TOWEL?-FAST FORWARD WHY IS THERE A FUCKING GOAT IN THE ROOM-FAST FORWARD BAAAAA. FAST FORWARD DAMN THATS WHAT ITS DOING HERE!….

      Well you get the idea, we had a good time, and I am not sorry for that. But after that night the story doesn’t really go anywhere. I woke up to an empty hotel room, and had a hour to catch a plane. But at least my little adventure took another path of fun, because that was my frist asian… lol

July 15, 2007 - Posted by belikeporkchop | Road Trips | | 1 Comment

1 Comment »

  1. You’re my idol! Teach me…lol

    Comment by your fan | July 16, 2007


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