Road Trips
WARNING: This isn’t for the faint of heart…you might need to start at a beginner level before entering this section.
Consider everything you hear and see here as Magic. Where the fantastic, awesome, and unbelievable will appear infront of your very eyes. But we’re kept to a very strict code of never revealing the age-old secrets to how these tricks are performed.
Ok…that’s B.S., we’d be more then happy to explain to you on how everything came to be. In the hope that you will have some stories to share and add in for the future collection!
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Fun, Filled Truthful Facts, You Need To Know Before You Get Out There …
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that’s the
truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong)3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20’s)5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.6) Blue balls does exist! It’s technically
called “prostatic congestion.”7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.Some stuff on the ladies
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves “attractive” (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the term “natural”, 24% say
they have “average” looks, 8% prefer the
term “feminine”, 7% say they are “good looking”,
and 7% say they are “cute”, and finally only 2% of
women say they are “sexy”.
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.
5) 95% of women shave their privates.
Both
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
5 Reasons Why Sex is Good
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won’t get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.
3) You’ll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better – [ problem is, ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.
Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!
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take a trip to london free you pay tolls, gas and Bikinis,
This is hysterical! Do it! it’s worth it! I actually let out a hearty belly laugh! ANd notice the route while you’re laughing!
Take 60 seconds to do this.
I guarantee you will pass this on to someone else.
It’s too funny not to.
1. go to http://www.google.com
2. click on “maps”
3. click on “get directions”
4. type New York in the first box (the “from” box)
5. type London in the second box (the “to” box) & hit ” get directions” on the same line
6. scroll down to step #23
7. read the route